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Copy Cat Part 3...The Best Of Company Intranet Humor A sign of the changing times. Sholay.Mausi scene.Take 2. Amitabh : Mausi ladka infosys main kaam karta hai. Mausi : Hai ram. Amitabh: Aajkal allocated hai. Mausi: toh kya unallocated bhi rahta hai. Amitabh: Ab 1 ki rating waalon ka allocation itni se asaani se kahaanhota hai. Mausi: To kya 1 ki rating bhi aati hai uski. Amitabh: PL se ladai karne ke baad 5 li rating to nahin na milti hai mausi. Mausi: To kya ladaku bhi hai. Amitabh: Ab onsite jane ko na mille to ho jaati kabhi kabhi anban. Mausi: To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa abhi tak. Amitabh: Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi. Mausi: To kya ladka civil engineer hai. Mausi: Kaunse college se kiya. Amitabh: Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge. Amitabh: To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi. Mausi: Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center wale se shaadi kar le par infosyswaale se shadi nahin karegi....... About me section of a software e...

Copy cat part 2 Career Song - The 8 stages 1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din..... 2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn.... 3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki... 4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast..... 5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum?? 6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo) 7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitti... 8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan...!!!

Copy Cat Well, I usually stick to originality in my blog. usually here is the key word.cause usually does not mean always. that's why i just could not resist doing a bit of copy and paste when i found this in raghav seghals blog ...raghav sehgal btw was one of our seniors in DCE. So check out what he has to say about his end semester preparations.... Final Year Exams...... Picture this...a day before exams.... 6-8 pm = type 5 girls hostel ke bahar.....aur kahan yaar 8 pm = abe konsa exam hai... 8:02 pm = oh shit...phat li...course kya hai... after couple of calls and helluva confusion... at 8:30 pm = chal index pe mark karte hai.... 9 pm = dinner....it sucks so never ate but always roam about...in cvr...with anna or go to pappu's room for a fag.....or some where else with juniors...or getting some info on exam... comeback at 10 pm = gone through the course from 3rd party angle till 11:30 pm 11:30 pm = anna comes...b*h*nch*d course kya...

Five point someone in Delhi College of Engineering Well, I just read 5pt sm1 and am still in the hangover mode. well, taking inspiration from parag kansara of the laughter challenge, i was thinking what would have happened if things had been a bit different.what if chetan bhagat, instead of being a cool iitian dude, was a apna DCEite. Delhi College of Engineering sure would have formed a perfect backdrop for a book like this. Starting with the name first, what would the book be called, 65% someone, two supple someone or the 'no bandi in class' someone! And what would the story be? It would be fun making a DCE special story, with T5, SNH, CVR hostels and the Apsara ice creams providing the perfect settings for all the escapades mentioned in the book. Well, starting with the story part, the three IIT-D Mechanical Kumoan Hostel dudes would be replaced by the three DCE Electronics, CVR hostel guys.(change in already there, dudes being replaced by just guys:-)). So, what el...

GROUP DISCUSSIONS AND PERSONAL INTERVIEWS The written exams for the MBAs are over.and now its time for the real thing.the GROUP DISCUSSIONS AND PERSONAL INTERVIEWS, or GD-PI as it is called. though i am still in the 'expecting calls' stage, i have started going for the classes.just in case!very optimistic, you might say?well then, who doesnt dream??? apart from the usual fare, a few incidents have happened in these classes, which i am sharing now...enjoy! At a mock interview at IMS: Q: your biggest weakness? A: the guy says girls. Q: then, what is your biggest strength? A: he says, that my biggest strength is, my being a guy. He is thrown out of the room after these two ans. At a meet the faculty session at CL : faculty from a reputed pune MBA institute had come to CL for a interactive session with the candidates. my friend asks hows the 'night life' outside the campus? the faculty answers, "by the level of the ques you are asking, it seems u will find yourself onl...

now its time for some change...finally. Here are a few of my favorites for the week. Cool joke: A little girl goes into a toy store and asks the clerk, "Does Barbie come with Ken?" The clerk replies, "No, dear, Barbie comes with G.I. Joe - she fakes it with Ken." ;-) Cool observation: The Engineer’s rule: Never take more than three data points. There will always be some kind of graph paper on which they fall in a straight line. The Engineer’s rule, first corollary: if you have only one kind of graph paper, never take more than two data points. Cool fundas: Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson To learn which questions are unanswerable, and not to answer them; this skill is most needed in times of stress and darkness. - Ursula LeGuin, The Left Hand of Darkness The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. - Karl Marx The road to no where’s paved with plans that never quite got done. - Mark ...